December 2011
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kkupcake:
Mr Moseby: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?
London: Oh. You mean the PRNDL?
Mr Moseby: The what?
London: The PRNDL.
Mr Moseby: Are you referering to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
London: I am not a child, Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL.
Mr Moseby: It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTURAL, DRIVE AND LOW!
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams,...
– Lady Gaga (via alexismarie)
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